Rejected Book Plot #95

July 4, 2011 Rejected Book Plot #95

Thomas Jefferson’s Wife Lectures Him For Having Small Handwriting

Really, Jeff? You primarily write the Declaration of Independence and some guy signs larger than you and now a signature will be known as a “John Hancock”? REALLY? You did all that work, all those late nights and that d-bag is immortalized because he has larger handwriting? You’d think a “Founding Father” would have more sense!

Please honey, it’s Independence Day.

Not from me it’s not!

 

 

Join Thomas Jefferson and his wife Martha Wayles Skelton as they navigate the rough waters of marriage and the challenges of starting a new nation.

Tags: 4th of July, Declaration of Independence, humor, Independence Day, Satire

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