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The Goodwill Hunting

Never before has America come up with such a genius idea: donate your old hunting gear for a tax break and give poor people a chance to murder their own food. How do you like them apples?

No one ever thought this could possibly be a bad idea but when the lights go out and the store comes to life after hours, the stories these cross-bows and guns share is downright haunting.

The Goodwill Hunting is the story of one Boston town who thought it might be funny to make a pun out of a legitimately useful organization and an Academy Award winning film without thinking through the repercussions. It’s not your fault. I know. No man, it’s not your fault. I know. NO, it’s not your fault. *crying*


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