August 10, 2011
Rejected Book Plot #132
Theme Songs For Spin-Off Characters From Ensemble Shows Vol. 1
John Locke- Lost
Rescued by Jack’s Mannequin
“‘Cause I’m feeling like I might need to be near you. And I feel alright, so please don’t get me rescued…”
He is clearly speaking to the island. It is the perfect theme song to the spin-off that wasn’t.
Laurie Keller- Cougar Town
Bitch Went Nuts by Ben Folds
This is the perfect spin-off song for Laurie, imagine Dale singing this song.
Barney Stinson- How I Met Your Mother
Girls by The Beastie Boys
With the rest of the gang growing up, Barney still isn’t ready to give up on his attachment-free lifestyle. All he really wants is Girls!
Michael Scott- The Office
Buttmachine by That 1 Guy
There is no way Michael Scott could get through this song without cracking up. Imagine the music video he would create to this song. It would be hard but satisfying. (That’s what she said!)
Tags: Cougar Town, How I Met Your Mother, humor, LOST, Satire, Spin-Offs, The Office, Theme Songs
- Posted under Humor, Satire