July 29, 2011 Rejected Book Plot #120
Like A Boss
“Yeah, I’m pretty important around here. I’m the boss. This business couldn’t run without me. I’m the boss.”
Mr. Brian, your position has become redundant and we will no longer be needing your services.
“Who will direct workflow? I’m the boss. I talk to corporate. I’m the boss.”
We understand. Over the years you have provided an invaluable service to this company but unfortunately, there is just no place for you here any longer.
“I promote synergy. I’m the boss. I remember birthdays. I’m the boss. I micromanage. I’m the boss.”
You’re going to need to leave now. Security will be up in a few minutes to escort you out.
“I’m the boss. I’m the boss. I’m the boss.”
THE RECESSION DOESN’T CARE IF YOU ARE THE BOSS OR NOT. EVEN IF YOU DO EVERYTHING LIKE A BOSS, IT WILL COME FOR YOU! COME ON, AMERICA. LET’S FIGURE OUT THIS DEBT CEILING THING AND THEN IF THERE IS TIME LET’S TACKLE THIS WHOLE IF YOU SNEEZE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN THEY EXPLODE THEORY.