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USA VS JAPAN: Soccer Edition

Japan, I’m sorry your country is in ruins but we normally care very little about soccer as a nation and now that we are in the finals we care a lot. There’s no mercy in soccer. There is also no hands. (Nor is there crying in baseball or a fifth Teletubbies. I’m not 100% on the rules of tennis but I’m pretty sure Love means zero which seems counter-intuitive in which the object is to get points)

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With so much on line, who will come out victorious?
Your move, Japan.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

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