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Christopher Robin Explains the Recession to Everyone in the Hundred Acre Woods

“My parents must be reading a really good book because they keep crying and talking about Chapter 11,” said Piglet “what does foreclosure mean Pooh Bear?”

“I think we should find Christopher Robin and ask” exclaimed Pooh Bear.

Join the residents of Hundred Acre Woods as Christopher Robin explains the housing crisis, collapse of Wall Street and the downfall of the banking industry like only a seven year old can.

Coming soon in the Christopher Robin Explains series: Christopher Robin Explains Layoffs, Christopher Robin Explains Why Mommy and Daddy are Sleeping in Separate Rooms and Christopher Robin Explains How the North Pole is Experiencing Downsizing and Cannot Fulfill Your Request at This Time.

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