June 23, 2011 Rejected Book Plot #84
Grandma and Grandpa Give Their Grandchildren Confusing Advice Through Old Timey Songs
Alright kids, don’t smoke! Even if you look super cool doing it! Let me tell you why…
OK children, it is super important to be faithful to your partner. I have always been true to your grandfather, in my way. Monogamy is hard children.