June 20, 2011 Rejected Book Plot #81
The Often Unique and Rarely Effective Teachings of Mr. Jones
Mr. Jones has been a corporate seminar host for going on 25 years now. He has always attributed his success to hard work and “keepin’ things fresh through the funky medium of dance”. Really, he was just the cheapest.
After years of cornering the sexual harassment market, Mr. Jones decided to branch out into the dangerous world of safety training. Knowing this was going to be a tougher crowd, Mr. Jones wanted to pull out all the pop, lock and stops to reach his audience.
Join Mr. Jones as he takes Safety Dance to an entirely new level and reaches out to his audience in a way like no other… through that funky medium of dance!