June 9, 2011 Rejected Book Plot #70
Come Back to Texas: NBA Finals Edition
I’ve never been to Texas but I hear the stars at night are big and bright. I am writing you to ask that you defeat the Heat tonight and come back to Texas to finish this series up right. Basketball is a team sport not a talent show between 3 guys while everyone else watches. Go do your thing and get the W.
We will be waiting for you back in the Lone Star State.