May 25, 2011 Rejected Book Plot #55
Not Patrick Swayze
Joan felt a sudden chill fill her body and then leave as suddenly as it arrived.
Joan knew there was always something slightly off about her but she and countless therapists were never able to put their finger on it. Then after a late night movie binge of Patrick Swayze films and wine she figured it out! Joan was put on this earth to help bring spirits to the other side. She was a new kind of medium! She just wasn’t sure how to fulfill her new destiny but she knew she was on the path. So Joan rented every movie with a ghost in it and watched every episode of Dead Like Me and Pushing Daisies ad nauseum, jotting down every helpful hint she could find. Jane was determined to make a difference in [the after] life.
Join Jane as she starts the first ever Dead Detective Agency: Where you cross-over or we don’t get paid!*
*Other possible taglines:
- Crossing over in 30 minutes or your next haunting is free!
- We resolve the unresolveable!
- We erase internet history!
- Our prices are so low it’s scary!