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Rejected Book Plots

Not every book can be the next Twilight

Who ya gonna call? …MY MOM!


There’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? – MY MOM!

Me: Mom, I think there is something strange in my neighborhood.

Mom: Call the cops.

If there’s something weird and it don’t look good, who you gonna call? – MY MOM!

Me: Mom, what is this weird rash?

Mom: Go to the doctor.

If you’re seeing things running through your head, who can you call? – MY MOM! 

Me: Mom, I keep having this reoccurring dream where there are 20 clowns in a car but the last one in the trunk is dead. What does that mean?!?

Mom: Tell your father.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed, oh, who can you call? – MY MOM! 

Me: Mom, Fred stayed over last night.

Mom: Tell your “boyfriend” hi.

Who ya gonna call? – MY MOM!

Me: M-

Mom: STOP CALLING ME!

My mom’s the bestest and most smartest

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