May 16, 2011 Rejected Book Plot #46
Who ya gonna call? …MY MOM!
There’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? – MY MOM!
Me: Mom, I think there is something strange in my neighborhood.
Mom: Call the cops.
If there’s something weird and it don’t look good, who you gonna call? – MY MOM!
Me: Mom, what is this weird rash?
Mom: Go to the doctor.
If you’re seeing things running through your head, who can you call? – MY MOM!
Me: Mom, I keep having this reoccurring dream where there are 20 clowns in a car but the last one in the trunk is dead. What does that mean?!?
Mom: Tell your father.
An invisible man sleeping in your bed, oh, who can you call? – MY MOM!
Me: Mom, Fred stayed over last night.
Mom: Tell your “boyfriend” hi.
Who ya gonna call? – MY MOM!
Mom: STOP CALLING ME!
My mom’s the bestest and most smartest