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Rejected Book Plots

Not every book can be the next Twilight

Santa Claus

Mommy, mommy, mom, Ma, Maaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmm, MOM!


Can we watch Santa Claus?

-Fine, but watch it upstairs.

Little did she know she was not saying yes to the Tim Allen classic but rather this gem:

Mom had a choice, she could apologize or she could use this as a fantastic teaching lesson of the perils of magic and the devil and how not cleaning your room would get you kidnapped. Like any good mother, she chose the latter.


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