May 7, 2011 Rejected Book Plot #37
Mommy, mommy, mom, Ma, Maaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmm, MOM!
Can we watch Santa Claus?
-Fine, but watch it upstairs.
Little did she know she was not saying yes to the Tim Allen classic but rather this gem:
Mom had a choice, she could apologize or she could use this as a fantastic teaching lesson of the perils of magic and the devil and how not cleaning your room would get you kidnapped. Like any good mother, she chose the latter.