Rejected Book Plot #37

May 7, 2011 Rejected Book Plot #37

Santa Claus

Mommy, mommy, mom, Ma, Maaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmm, MOM!

-WHAT?

Can we watch Santa Claus?

-Fine, but watch it upstairs.

Little did she know she was not saying yes to the Tim Allen classic but rather this gem:

Mom had a choice, she could apologize or she could use this as a fantastic teaching lesson of the perils of magic and the devil and how not cleaning your room would get you kidnapped. Like any good mother, she chose the latter.

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Tags: Devil, humor, Merlin, Mother's Day, Santa Claus, Satire

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