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The Royal Wedding: America Edition


The honour of your nobel presence is requested at the marriage of

Ms. Dairy Queen

faire daughter company of Mr. John Fremond McCullough

to her betrothed

Mr. Burger King

son company of Mr. David Edgerton and James McLamore

at Benjamin Franklin Courthouse Castle,

in the Shire of Miami,

on the twenty ninth day of April,

in the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Eleven


and afterward

for much feasting and merriment in the Food Court.

 Mr. Burger King and Ms. Dairy Queen were set up on a blind date in 2004 when some drunk kids decided they wanted both a Whopper and a Blizzard. They have been together ever since.

Upon the announcement of their royal engagement Ms. Dairy Queen’s ex, Ronald McDonald, went on record stating that he wishes the King and Queen the best of luck, adding that his Sweet Tea is just a $1 for the duration of the summer.

Other celebrities expected to attend the merging are mama Cinnabon, Wendy and Papa John.

Follow E! online for up to date coverage of the most anticipated wedding since peanut butter and jelly eloped in my mouth for breakfast.


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