April 29, 2011 Rejected Book Plot #29
The Royal Wedding: America Edition
The honour of your nobel presence is requested at the marriage of
Ms. Dairy Queen
faire daughter company of Mr. John Fremond McCullough
to her betrothed
Mr. Burger King
son company of Mr. David Edgerton and James McLamore
at Benjamin Franklin Courthouse Castle,
in the Shire of Miami,
on the twenty ninth day of April,
in the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Eleven
for much feasting and merriment in the Food Court.
Upon the announcement of their royal engagement Ms. Dairy Queen’s ex, Ronald McDonald, went on record stating that he wishes the King and Queen the best of luck, adding that his Sweet Tea is just a $1 for the duration of the summer.
Other celebrities expected to attend the merging are mama Cinnabon, Wendy and Papa John.
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